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I don’t like anyone who doesn’t like peggy hill.
peggy hill raised me…my mom is drunk a lot
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Today I went to Subway.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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LOL my parents are officially immortalized in gif-form
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So I don’t know if you knew but there are these mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
“Drink” it…
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
I agree…but I am an admitted alcoholic…but whatevsies
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This sums up why Peggy is one of my role models.
omg love me some peggy hill… I have been running around my house yelling “cup of Joe” for two weeks now.
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49ers vs the ravens
This is the only way I would watch it.
that’s so Joseph
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“On Saturday, Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow. And you know what that means – nothing, because that’s not how weather works.”
